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Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: his crayons have had enough! They quit! Beige Crayon is tired of playing second fiddle to Brown Crayon. Black wants to be used for more than just outlining. Blue needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking -- each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly...
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Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious coming-of-age book about a son's relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
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2023.
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"Beloved writer Samantha Irby has returned to the printed page for her much-anticipated, sidesplitting fourth book following her 2020 breakout, Wow, no thank you, a Vintage Books Original. The success of Irby's career has taken her to new heights. She fields calls with job offers from Hollywood and walks the red carpet with the iconic ladies of Sex and the City. Finally, she has made it. But, behind all that new-found glam, Irby is just trying to...
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HighBridge
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[2004]
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English
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"All the puns, one-liners, knock-knocks, bar jokes, lawyer jokes, light-bulb jokes, third-grade jokes, chicken-crossing-the-road jokes, ethnic jokes, political jokes, regional jokes, blonde jokes, Yo' Mama jibes, and more from eight years of sometimes-annual Joke Shows, during which Garrison, cast, and guests expose their live audience and radio listeners to near-toxic levels of levity"--Container.
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Highbridge Audio
Pub. Date
[2004]
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English
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"Brain droppings" is filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals. "Napalm & silly putty" is another compendium of cranky meditations, cinching Carlin's reputation as the Andy Rooney of boomer hepcats. "Road rage, air rage," Carlin rails. "Why should I be forced to divide my rage into separate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't...
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From 1995 to 2002 Will Ferrell dominated 'Saturday Night Live' with characters as different as Craig the Cheerleader and President George W. Bush. See the best of Celebrity Jeopardy and Bobbi and Marty Culp, along with plenty of yelling, near-nudity, and more cowbell.
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Chronicle Prism
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[2021]
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English
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"While the Trump Era was rife with corruption and abuse of power, it was nothing new. Through Lithgow's cutting humor, you will read about a rogues' gallery of villains that came before Donald J. Trump, powerful men and women who were corrupt, venal, criminal, adulterous, racist, or just plain disgusting. With dark and lyrical stories from across American history, you will learn about long-forgotten figures and bad actors of today, including the first...
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Brilliance Audio
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2011.
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English
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We are not making this up! These three venerable titles contain enough laughs to last even after the car trip ends. Includes Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway, and Boogers Are My Beat. Hill reads the columns with the same wry, ironic, smart-alecky tone in which they're written.
13) Up for it
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Pioneer Entertainment (USA) Inc
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[2001]
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English
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You decide! Rollins is either a tattoo'd gonzo maniac or a well-read, well-travelled, all-round renaissance man. Actually both.
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20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Pub. Date
[2003]
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English
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One of the longtime masters of stand-up comedy, Bill Cosby treats his fans to this funny, satirical and heartwarming live concert filmed in Canada. His material ranges from the trials of marriage and parenthood, to the side-splitting antics of the very young, to a hilarious encounter at a dentist's office. Filled with spontaneity and electricity that only a live performance can provide.
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Distributed by Image Entertainment
Pub. Date
[2004]
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English
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Two months of performances at the Hollywood nightclub Luna Park result in this dynamic collection of spoken word highlights. Here's the best of Henry's shows for your enjoyment, a dizzying trip with one of pop culture's most amazing talents.
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Chronicle Prism, an imprint of Chronicle Books
Pub. Date
[2019]
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English
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Actor John Lithgow wields a satirical pen in this poetic diatribe chronicling the last few years in politics. He takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency, lampooning the likes of Betsy DeVos, Anthony Scaramucci, Scott Pruitt, Paul Manafort, Trump's doctors, and many others. Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's own line drawings, the poems draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear,...